Her Must Think

me stoopid or sumping. Me said foodchik, why we not ever get any fitch in this houst to eat? Her said sharkbutt, I donut (me keep trying to splain her about pronouns but her just use the amature nouns) get you cats fitch because when big stripey has too much of it him make rocks in him bladder and then him cannot pee. Come on do me look stupid? That's the biggest bunch of nonsense me ever hear. How him make rocks? If him could make rocks him would throw them in the water and make the fitch jump out.

Yay!

Fren Sharkbutt! Hooray! Me teef the goodness and me foodchick's teef also good enuf for govt werk, that wut she says a lot.

Her sucky thing sucked up my raccoon toy and her were pulling it out of the end, I think she kilt it. It lying in the hallway not looking so goodness.

Me happy to heer from you!!!

fren Bosco!

Hi Bosco,
Me happiness you teef good and you food chik teef good too. foodchik say close enuf for govinment work a lot too. me donut no why. except that her odd.

sometime when the giant sucker thing suck up you toys them can get better if you put them in the water dish for a while. that what me do. then me put it in one of her big shoes to dryness.

Donut cry fren Bosco

fren Sharkbutt, why you not tawking to me no more?

*dog tears*

yor fren Bosco


Fren Bosco, her were fixing the reputer, because you know her mooey odd self braked it. me fink her zapped the plugger in thing with the giant sucker fing that me hate because it makes noises all the time and eats my toys.

So me had a chat wif her about fings. Me said foodchik, me need to talk. Her said, sharkbutt what you want to talk about. Me said foodchik the giant sucker thing eats my toys and me refraid it will eat my tail if me not careful. And foodchik why you go where fitch live and no bring us any? Her said sharkbutt me would never let the giant sucker fing get your tails and me will work on it not eating any more of your toys. Me donut get you fitch from where them live because only the shellfish live there and move slow enuf for me to catch and me rellergic to thems.

SO fren bosco, me sorry to not talk t you for a while. donut cry. How you teef? How you foodchik? how her teef? what new? you tiger baseball dudes winning anyfing. our yankee dudes not so good this week. foodchik say WTF a lot. me think one of them words are robscenes. her use a lot of gutter invective according to aunt grandma.

have a happy day your fren, sharkbutt