And when me fink fings couldn't be

more rinteresting. Her catched the oven on fire, then her with the coughing all the time with the coughing. So her went back to the doctor and her got somefing that maked her stupider then usual. Me glad them medicines are temporary until her get better becauuse if her were permanently stupid me would have to be in charge and me don't have the visa card.

Fren Bosco! Yay!

Hi fren Sharkbutt! How you teef? me teef the goodness, fank you.

Me foodchick want to ask if there was any firechicks. She seem to fink dis a big intershtink thing. I hope she dun start no fire just to attrack firechicks.


Hi Fren, how you? Me teef most rexcellenk. fangs.

There were no firechiks just firedudes. And them were young enough to be her kids. her so simple. like cheese.

Should Not Be Surprised

Foodchik not so good with the cooking. The other day her was making some lunch in the oven and fings got smokey, very smokey and the relarms went off. And when the relarms go off somebody (not me) poo'd on the rug. Then the police come, and some firedudes, then some firedudes wif the truck. The fire was out but them opened lots of windows to let the smoke out and the cold in. Her are a hot mess of mooey. Everybody ok, but her a simple one.

Hi Fren Bosco!!

Hi fren Sharkbutt, how you teef? me teef the goodness fanks.

Maybe year of the tiger mean my foodchik's baseball men do the goodness this time.

Foodchick say dat fat baby named Cupid. She say if she get her hands on him, she ring his dumbazz liddle neck. Me not noe why she not liking Cupid cos most times she like fat babies.

We had PIZZA! today!!!!!!

Yor fren,

Bosco!

Hi fren Bosco,
Me glad you teef goodness and me glad you got to have the pizza. Fat baby name cupid that a crazy name. Him sound like a evil fat baby. Me him eat faces or somefing.

Foodchik is coughing and mooey.

Have a happy day, your fren, Sharkbutt

Tomorrow

the pitcher and catcher dudes report to work for the baseballs in Florida where it not freezy cold like her keep it in this house all the time with the freezy cold her is. Foodchik loves the baseballs and we watch it all the time and her snorp and moo. So it will be baseballs soonly. and then it will be springy and then it might get warm in here sometimes.

Tashi Delek

and Happy New Year, it is Tibetan New Year - the year is 2137 which me fink is older than foodchik but probably not by mutch. And it the year of the Iron Tiger, which sounds good to me since iron is strong and tigers is cats.

Oh it, valentine's day too. Me hear there was a big massacre in Chicago, but me not sure what that fat red baby wif the bow and arrow have to do wif anyting, maybe he can catch a snack.

Bless her evil little heart

Her made us fitch snax from scratch. Her is the best foodchik ever. The fitch snax make my mouf moo with happiness.

Me Love a Kwestion from Fren Bosco!!

Sharkbutt, why them wear laundry on they naked pink selfs? Maybe if they stopped, they would grow the furriness like normal?

yor pal,

Bosco

Deer Bosco,
this a most rexellent kwestion, but me donut no why them wear laundry on them nekkid selfs so me ast foodchik. Me was licking her head which make it rimpossible for her to lie. And her say, sharkbutt, me not water repellent and me get cold and me tried to grow the fur but me pathetic. (me don't know what that mean rezactly but me fink it mean her repel everyfing but water and cold.) So that what me fink.

your fren,
sharkbutt

Good Lord Glory

Yes, me no me being raised Buddhist but what else me say. It snowing again. It a blizzard warning again. Foodchik go out and then her come back in looking like the rebominable snowchik. It weird. And there no grass for her mooey self to eat. Me refraid her will eet my food cuz usually her have bags of grasses in the frerigerator for her to eet (and moo and usually fart some too) So her sitting here looking all kinds of mooey and melting. And her talking about laundry because her are robsessed wif laundry. me fink it because her Irish and them people like the laundry and the grass and the mooey.

Him Got My Butt

Hi fren Sharkbutt. Itsh me, Bosco! How you teefs? Me teefs the goodness. Me reeding deez posts. Me fink if you want, me help you kick some sherious butt. Me can shmelp stuff a mile away, but me no help nobody what call you anyfing. me bite dem. Jest say the werd. Me got you butt. Hoomins say "back", but dat wrong. Me got you butt.

yor fren,

Bosco!


Hi frend Bosco, fang you so mutch. Me no you got my butt, me fink these two cats are just feeling meanish because foodchik like me da best. hahahaha.

your fren,
Sharkbutt

Fool

Sharkbutt,
we fink we missing the foodchik that why we wanna know what her smelp like so we can find her. what her smelp like?
Puppy D

Puppy D,
you mean like a snake. donut call me fool, you the one cant remember what foodchik smelp like and you can't spelp neither. me teld you her smelp like tiger balm and broccoli and maybe some mulch. ass tooth old fool. you and big stripey couldn't find your buttocks without road maps. stupick and evil old fool.
bite a fart,
sharkbutt

Me Love Kwestions

Deer Sharkbutt,
Me trying to find me foodchik. What yours smelp like?
Your fren,
Puppy D

Puppy D,
we mortal enemies, why you writing me? and you no foodchik longer then me? you forget what her smelp like? you mooey too. to me foodchik smelp like tiger balm and broccoli and moo.
have a happy day,
your arch enemy,
sharkbutt

Hello

Lil cutie Sharkbutt, this is a grape, I mean great, post. It had me laughing out loud. I am glad that you and Bosco have become such good buds.

xox

SBFC

Hi Shay Boscos foodchik, how you? how you teef? Me glad it have you lauging out loud, me like to make laughing. Bosco a good friend and nos a lot of stuff.
Have a happy day, yor fren
sharkbutt

Fren Bosco Very Smart

Me say already about wut karma is in last post, but she maybe think if you leave the karma out it go bad, but that not the truthness. Mouses are just toyz for cats. Like tree rats are toyz for dogz. You catch dem, wut else you do wif one? Frame dem? Try gibbing your foodchick her own ded mouse, then maybe she runderstand.

Hi fren,
you no, we gived her the mousy. Her culd have played wif it. Her culd have dyed it blue. But me culd tell her felt bad. Her soft like a grape. And her no got the sense God gave a grape either. And her moo. Me wonder if grapes can moo. Hmm, any way, we got lots and lots of snow on the outside and her keep it cold like outside in here, what her fink we homesick for outside? her the only one ever want to go outside. Probally to moo around in the grass. hahahaha. me funny, her moo around in the grasses.

have a happy day,
your fren,
sharkbutt

Oh man, her talk so much

Sometimes me fink her talk just to hear her mouf go. FIrst her say we should be good to mousies, we play wif them, sometimes them die. Nobody fault nobody being mean. Maybe just clumsy, you no. So her was going on and on about how we gonna have bad karmas and stuff. We cats, her go to work, we stay here and sleep. Really, how bad our karma get?

Yay!!!! Questions!!!

Hi fren Sharkbutt! Ish me again. How you teef? me teef the goodness, fanks.

Me has question. What are reposable fumbs? Me got dew claws, are that the same fing?

Dear fren Bosco,
How you? Me teef good, fanks. Reposable fumbs are rinteresting fings. Them are good for opening the food cans and catching fitch. Dew claws not the same fing, reposable fumbs have more rangy of motion than dew claws. And them can be grippier then dew claws is. Sorry me answer not better.

Me have a kwestion for you. What karma is? Foodchik was talking at us about karma and mousies. Me sure her going to do it again.