Monday, July 20, 2009

Me Have Kwestions for You and Your Foodchik and Fooddudes

What it mean when them tell peeple - no me cannot do that wifout coffee? Or as long as her pet me do I care?

What are ptomaine flavored ass? That what foodchik says our relicious food smelp like. Does it mean relicious food made of fitch and parts?

What are the deal wif moisturizizers? and why them smelp so good but taste yuk?

Do only me foodchik do this or do your foodchiks and dudes do this? We take vitamings, her take vitamings, I donut no what hers tasty like but ours tasty like fitch and liver and stuff. Sometimes her takes our vitaming by mistake and say a lot of bad words and spits, a lot. Her chew them. What you fink up wif that, except maybe her a little simple in the head?

Fanks, your fren, Sharkbutt

1 comment:

Fireblossom said...

Hi, ish me, Bosco! me anzer all deez kestions, ok?

Coffee are for wen foodchiks wake up. They little hoomin brains dissolve in they sleep, so coffee ish like brains in a cup for foodchiks.

ptomaine flavered ash ish a kind of fitch, I fink. Alzo they come in odder flavers too. Like cod and floundering. Me hear dat wen fitch get caught, they try to talk. They moufs move all around like they gonna gib da Gettysburger address or somefing. Me donut noe why.

Moisturizeders are cos foodchicks turn into alleygators if they donut smear it all over they selfs every day.

Vitaminks are raised in vitamink farms, and PETA say yoo shood not buy dem.

yor frend,

Bosco!