i nu yoo wuod kome ober to sees me sumdae at my fren's site. and eben do yoo mite be too yung fer luffing me, i okay wit jus a frenship.
i libbing under a nise cozie roof in a warm blankit so i happie dis winner. da mise brings me food from in the house, i makes them or eslt dey will be trown out on dere azzes cause Jasmeene ist da boss!! (weenk, weenk.)
Jasmeene, hi, how you? how you teef? are them better? me glad you ok wif just a frenship, you very niist. me fink me would like a blankit very mutch. her keep it cold enuf to hang meat in here, me may have mentioned that before. me glad you keep you foodpeeple in line. it reportant.
have a happy day and a happy new year,
your fiend,
sharkbutt
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What are jehoba's witneshes? wut did they witnesh dat make dem come to the door about it and make me foodchick nutso? Dey make ME nutso too, cos dey just tawk n tawk n not whip out some PIZZA! from a bag like da good delibery peeple do. Also, dey wear funnee hats. I fink it make them branes get weird. Me bark at dem. But wut are they? Ish they frum space?
yor frend,
Bosco!
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