Happy Birthday to Me

The big cats and the food chick say today is my birthday. Them say me are 3. Me don't feel that much different than 2 and that ok. For the big cats birthdays her will usually make fitch, but me no much like how her make fitch so her got us blueberry muffins and blueberry yogurt. It were tasty. And her singed, that were odd.

Got Hot Again

When it got coolish last week food chick opened the windows and me love that. It smelped good and we could see and smell the snacks cavorting out on the lawns. Me and the big cats wanted to snack on cavorting bunnies and birds and such. But then their were loose cats coming up by our door and trying to be cute by our food chick. We were mad. No one takes our chick.

Grooming

Dear Sharkbutt,
Hi, how you? Me good! Sometimes me just think me want to lick my food chicks head. Why I want to do this? Will her mind?
Thanks, Your rock,
Muttley

Dear Muttley,
Hi how you? Me good. It summer time so you might want to lick your food chick head because it sweaty and salty. You might want to because you like her. My food chick no mind and sometimes me do it so her can fall asleep.

Goodluck,
have a happy day,
love, your friend,
Sharkbutt

Just In case

You have a food chick and her do something dumb like drop her cell phone in the toilet or the water dish. THis is what her need to do, open it and take battery out. Don't press any buttons and put a big bowl of rice in a dish and bury the phone and battery in the rice. Leave it for a day and try your phone, it might work.

Me Back

Hi,
Me were not allowed to use the computer for a little while, food chick are a cow and her moo. But me got some letters in the meantime.

Dear Sharkbutt,
Hi, how you? Me good. Me have a question for you. You ever eat papaya or mangles? You like them? How about oranges, lemonys and limes?

Thanks,
your friend,
Punkin

Dear Punkin,
Hi, how you? Me good! Me ate a mangle chunk, once. Me no like it. No papaya. And me HATE oranges, lemonys and limeses. Yuk. Food chik put it on stuff her no want us to go near. It works.

Have a happy day,
love your friend,
Sharkbutt