Food chik are on the warpath

Wow, her are mad. Me tell you why. We have mouse toys. Them look like mouses and are very tasty when wet so we put them in the water dish. And we used to put them in the toilet but food chik started closing the hats on the toilet. So me and stripey were playing in the baffume and food chik come in and lift the hat lid and we got the mouses in the toilet. But her no know this and her do what her went in to do. Then her flush and water everywhere. me could have drowndeded. Her was cursing and saying really robscene stuff. Then out come the mouses and then her chase us. Her were red. and mean.