Things about food chiks

Her wrote thing about cats on her blog so me writing about her now.

1. Food chik farts.
2. Being waked up so her can pee.
3. Being waked up so her can move.
4. Getting chased away from her cereal.
5. Food chik massages.
6. Food chik laff.
7. Food chik opposable thumbs to feed us wif.

Question

Deer Sharkbutt,
When I want a taste of my food dude coffee, him have a fit. Can you drink out of your foodchik cup wif out her having a cow? Do you like coffee?
Thanks,
your friend,
Sasquatch

Dear Sasquatch,
Hi, how you? Me good. Me no like coffee, me hear it might stunt your grwoth. But me will drink out of her water, or her yogurt. Her have a attack whem me try to drink her water. Her a cow and her moo.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Rexercise!!!

Food chik rexercises wif me, we do crunchies, they make me laugh. Food chik make noises like growlies. Them funny. Me like this even better than sleeping on food chik head.

Fun!

Foodchik has been helping us practice cat things a lot lately. Her have some feathers on a string on a stick that her fly around for us so we can practice chasing and pouncing and leaping and doing cat stuff. (tn - besides laying around and eating). Me fink foodchik trying to learn how to pounce and stuff.

Even Puppy the Orange is playing, but her growl and stuff if you pounce when it her turn and then her swat me upside me head. Her gave Stripe one upside him head and then growled right in him face. Him almost twice her size but her no back down. So him scared. Me laff.

Peoples

Over the weekend some people camed to see us. On Saturday, Ms. S and her J comed to see us. Them helped food chik get the big Stripey back from the cat hospital place and our new food to our house. Them were nice.

Then ant grandma and ant K came to see us. Ant K is the food chik sometimes when food chik not here. It were too funny, big Stripey was trying to give ant Grandma a lick and her got skeeved. Me laff. Ant grandma is very funny and her and ant k buyed us good toys for christmas.

Then ant AM camed to see us, ant Am is one of our other food chiks when food chik not here. Her will cook for us sometimes and bring us turkey on hollerdays and stuff.

Dear Sharkbutt,
Me have a question? When your big Stripey was sick how did you food chik know it?
THanks,
Tank Foodchik

Dear Tank,
Hi, how you? Me good.
Me asked food chick how her knowed him was sick. Her knowed cuz her couldn't find him. Usually, if him are not sitting on her, him near her, near enough to see him. And if him not, her will holler CATS! And him wil run and see what her want. So her comed home and yelled cats and him no come. And her put food out and him no come. So her went looking for him and him were making noises like him hurt so her throwed him in the crate to take him to the cat vet. So that how her know.

Another thing to watch out for is if him no eat. Or if him throw up alot.

Hope that help you,
have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

New Food

Our new food is rescription and we all have to eat the same stuff. Food chik is kinda making gravy out of the canny stuff. It no taste bad but it not fitch and me love fitch.

We all grateful that big Stripey are back and feeling ok. Him no smelp like the hospital no more since food chik wiped him wif her towel and now him smelp like her.

Him Back

Big Stripey camed back from the cat hospital last night and him smelp like cat hospital so everytime Puppy the orange cat see him, her get all snarly wif him. And me too. We have new food now. It not real exciting to me but if it keeps him out of the hospital then the food chik will be happier. Him hogging the food chik now. Him a cow and him moo.

Ru'roh

Big Stripey got sick again last night and foodchik had to take him to the cat vet in the truck. Her camed back very late. Him had to stay at the cat vet because him could not pee. It very weird that him not here. And foodchik look worried.

Slippery

Foodchik take a shower every morning except for when her don't. And sometimes me like to watch the water go down the drain. Me slipped today and fell into the water today, I hate that. Puppy the cat laffed but her helped me dry myself, me were not remused.

Steak Meat

Deer Sharkbutt,
How do you like your meat cooked?
Franks,
your friend,
Mousey

Deer Mousey,
You not really a mousey are you? Me like meat cooked to not mooing. Food chik like it that way too. Me fink her say it medium or medium well. We just call it not mooing. Her will order fitch not mooing too, but that silly fitch don't moo, cows moo. Her just trying to say to cook her fitch.

Have a happy day,
love, your friend,
Sharkbutt

The Big Cats

These would be the big cats, you prolly guess which one is big Stripey. Big Orangy's real name is Puppy D. Me fink her middle name is Dog.

Happy New Year

May you have a happy 2007 with lots of fitch snaks, a good foodchik, happy big cats and a warm and dry place to sleep.

Have a happy day,
love your friend,
Sharkbutt