A Cat Advice Column

Hey Rush Limbaugh has a radio show, in that context a cat with an advice blog makes a certain amount of sense. With the help of his handy typist, Sharkbutt will answer questions and offer musings on life and the way of the world. The handy typist will be providing his musings verbatim and since Sharkbutt speaks in the voice of a toddler boy the grammar, sentence structure and word structure will be fraught with flexibility and the translation will be from Cat to English with periodic lapses into Tibetan, which interestingly enough translates more readily into Cat.