Sometimes When I Have Questions

I sit on foodchiks head and talk in her hears.  I say foodchik, why they so much anti itch stuff in the houst?  You got something against itches.  Her say Sharkbutt, I donut like to itch, and neither does medicine chik because we rips open our skin and bleeds.  I say yuck.  She says rezactly.  Foodchik resplains stuff pretty good and doesnot go into excessive detail, which I like.  Otherwise it too much like yammering.

Guess What?!

We moving, closer to where fitch live.  This make me so happiness.   But first the houst that we moving to has to be refurberished and fixed up.  Me and Puppy the Evil and Stripey the Large will have our own bathroom, which will be called the mudroom.  I donut know why.  We will have a window seat.  And a window room.  And them say we will be getting a Fang, I donut no what means this Fangness, but Puppy the evil says f&*^ing meow, it woofs.   Medicine Chik and Foodchik also say that this Fangness will need kittens to teach him how to act.  I'm guessing that will be after me teach the kittens how to act.  But is very exciting.  The worker dudes started demolition.  Foodchik and Medicine chik very recited.