Her Make A Good Point

Hi there lil cutie Sharkbutt! Erm...I hate to point it out, but aren't YOU a revice columnist?

xoxox

ShayBoscosfoodchick

Hi ShayBoscosfoodchick, Yes, me are a revice columnist but me not doing revice in da fitch wrapper. Me on the reputer, it a big difference. that me story and me stick to it.

Her Talk At Herself

did me perhaps mentions this before? Her very chatful wif herself. Her no say mutch that make sense. Sometime her talk to the paper fing her read, her call it a fitch wrapper. Like there ever any fitch in this house. Her mostly read about baseballs, oh and revice column stuff. Me fink the people that do the revice columns are a little nuts or somping. Or they just like to mess wif people. Me tell you what, her a foul mouth relic and a cow and her moo.

Me New Me Could Count on Fren Bosco

Hi fren Sharkbutt, how you teefs? Me teefs great! Me want to know if you ever do cat poo in weerd places.

Me alzo want to noe if your foodchick rilly moo and wen did she start mooink? Was she frighted by a cow or somefink? me foodchik donut moo, but she sometimez finks she is janiz joplin. That sort of like mooink, if the cow stepped on a rock or somefink.

yor fren

Bosco!

Hi Bosco, Me knewed you would no. My teefs very fine fanks.

Me donut do cat poo in weerd places, just the box. Recept if you count on this weerd fing her using to try and get the dumb ones to use the toilet to poo. That really weerd. One time wen her was away big stripey got mad and pooed in her bed. her were not remused. at all. hahahhahahaha.
Foodchik always did moo, as long as me knew her. Big puppy said me coming to live here maked her moo, but that is lies. Sometimes me foodchik fink herself like Joan Jett or sumping. which are cool and not moooeey recept it foodchik and her make eerything mooey. Do you ever poo in weerd places? Me fink it would be odd to poo rupside down.
have a happy day,
your fren sharkbutt

Me Have More Kwestions

and donut fink me no rexpect answers, you donut want me to make them up meself. Then I will tell fings about foodchiks and fooddudes you donut want many peeple to no. Capische?! We been watchhing too mutch Sopranos wif foodchik.

so my nudder kwestion - what up wif this flashy hot stuff? it resane. and it make her even mooier if you can rimagine that.

how come you farts smelp so bad? her ast me this all the time about me farts so me turning it around on you peeples. hahahahahah. me funny.

Me Have Kwestions for You and Your Foodchik and Fooddudes

What it mean when them tell peeple - no me cannot do that wifout coffee? Or as long as her pet me do I care?

What are ptomaine flavored ass? That what foodchik says our relicious food smelp like. Does it mean relicious food made of fitch and parts?

What are the deal wif moisturizizers? and why them smelp so good but taste yuk?

Do only me foodchik do this or do your foodchiks and dudes do this? We take vitamings, her take vitamings, I donut no what hers tasty like but ours tasty like fitch and liver and stuff. Sometimes her takes our vitaming by mistake and say a lot of bad words and spits, a lot. Her chew them. What you fink up wif that, except maybe her a little simple in the head?

Fanks, your fren, Sharkbutt

Her did it again

Her went to wear fitch live and din't bring me any. But ha, last laugh on me, a bird poooed on her. Hahahahhahahahah! Me laugh, her got pooed on. cow.

Kestion from Frens ShayBoscosFoodchik

Can you use Big Puppy's credit card and buy a tub or three of Bazkin Robbinz?

Hi fren Sharkbutt, itsh Bosco! How you teef? Me teef eggsellent fank you. Me foodchick not cookink lately OR orderink PIZZA! Me shtarve. *shtarve shatarve*

(cept for the busybones I get two of ebery day. cept for them me shtarve)

Sharkbutt, how me get foodchick to cook or order PIZZA! again? She libbing on coffee and terriblevision.

yor frend,

Bosco

Hi fren bosco and shayboscos foodchik,
how you?
Me teef eggscellent, too, fanks. Me sorry you shtarving, this is not good. when my foodchik shtarving us and not cooking or making fitch me will sit on her head and lick her and say foodchik me worried, her will say Sharkbutt, you look worried, why you worried, and me will want to say because you shtarving us you moooey loon, but me will really say foodchik, me notice you not eating or cooking fitch, and you forgetting to get pizza for ust and it you favorick. Her will say sharkbutt you are right, we need pizza and then, her will get it.

Oh and big puppies credick card respired so the side of tunee fitch me ordered didn't come. Me sad, big cats sad. Is a busybone like catnip for dog persons? me not up to speed on snackmentation recept for cats and what foodchik like, that runs to hotpeppers and buffalos.
Have a happy day,
your friend,
sharkbutt

Me Hate Citrisk Fruiks

Her are playing wif lemings and limezes and stuff, and avocados which are ok. Me like a little taste of avocados, me donut like the citrisk fruiks at all. They smelp yuk. and her moo.

Me are trying to get her to fetch ice cream for us. But her not getting the message. Her really are not the sharpest penguin in the box.

Peopull are odd

and them moo. Like cows. Odd, oddness. Not cows, peopulls. Foodchik are in a state lately me donut no why, but her are spending relot of time doing aikido. me donut like it because her cannot do it wif me. This are some of the stuff them do. Foodchik are large like a truck or boat. So picture that.


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Me Are Happiness

Her opened the windows and turned the rare conditioning off. So me can see and smelp the tweets. Me donut mind seeing the grass on tv when we watch the baseballs but me like it better when me can smelp it.

me love kwestions respecially from fren bosco

me noes, wen they gots good point, it are annoyingness.

me have nebber been to where fitch stay before they are dinner. is it like a big can or somfink?

me foodschick are in lub again, this time wif lady who squish peeple with her hands. duzent your foodchick squish peeple with her hands, too?

me hopes you teef is goot and dat you is good. me teefs are much the goodness too.

yor frend,

Bosco!

hi fren how you? how you teef?
fitch live in the water before them live in the cans, where foodchik go is usually salty water where your tunee fitch live, sumtimes her go to the fretch water where the salmons and stuff live.

that gud you foodchik in lub again, my foodchik do sometimes squish peeples wif her hands, and mostly her a evil minion. and a cow and her moo.

do you like these fireworks fings? me no like them loudness but the lights are pretty.

have a happy day, your fren sharkbutt