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What are jehoba's witneshes? wut did they witnesh dat make dem come to the door about it and make me foodchick nutso? Dey make ME nutso too, cos dey just tawk n tawk n not whip out some PIZZA! from a bag like da good delibery peeple do. Also, dey wear funnee hats. I fink it make them branes get weird. Me bark at dem. But wut are they? Ish they frum space?

yor frend,

Bosco

Hi Friend Bosco, me misseded you on the reputer when foodchik no have it working. Me donut no what jehoba's witnesses are, but me donut fink them no how to keep walking past your fronk door and not nock. Me donut no what them might have witlessed, but it kinda reffected them wif the door nocking and stuff. Them could be from space, them not from pizza place though.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Fixed Up Now

Foodchik effed up the reputer connections and we couldn't use it. Her spenteded a lot of time on the phone with some people her called fools from rerizon. Me fink her was talking to someone named Rincompetent Fool. Me donut know if it a family business or what. So me will quicky fill you in on what new. Foodchik are odd, her moo. Oh that not new. We gotted cat grass from aunt grandma and grandpa for chriskmas. foodchik growed it up for us and it tasty, tastyness. But it make the big cats hurl. Hurling regainst me religion so me donut do it.

So me ready to take questions if you got them.

I Guess Me Might

have gone a little too far. Foodchik had fitch for dinner the other night. Flounder, me could tell from her breath. So when her was snorping me looked in her mouse for it and scratched her nose by raccident. Me felt kinda bad. Almost.

Cold, cold cold cold

Me may have mentioned that her keep it cold enough in here to hang meat. Her also have ice paks on her chests and back and all over. So it cold and her wearing frozen stuff. Her odd, her a cow and her moo and me have to go back under the bed now where it warm kinda. Not really. Me so cold the butt is going to freeze off me shark.

Yay Question from Fren Bosco

What are jehoba's witneshes? wut did they witnesh dat make dem come to the door about it and make me foodchick nutso? Dey make ME nutso too, cos dey just tawk n tawk n not whip out some PIZZA! from a bag like da good delibery peeple do. Also, dey wear funnee hats. I fink it make them branes get weird. Me bark at dem. But wut are they? Ish they frum space?

yor frend,

Bosco!

Deer Bosco,
That a good question me donut no what them deal is. Me do no that when them knock on foodchik door her will only open it if her wearing only her sports bra and her sarong, her say is the bestest way to show her maximum scariness fat. and it show most of her tattooses and stuff. So this times of year her will not open the door because it too cold. her only everest opens the door for the Brown truck people because them bring us snaks and that's how the mouses get in for me to play wif.
have a happy day,
your friend sharkbutt

ps- me donut no if them from space, me asked foodchik her said no her fink them just take up space. that make senses.

Hi

Me not have a whole lotta mutch to say because me busy keeping warms. You may say to your self, hmmm self me wonders why sharkbutt have to work so hard to keep himselfs warms. Me will tell you. HER KEEP COLD IN HERE. Me donut even no why her even have a refrigerator, we no need it, it so cold in here me fink me could go in there to get warms. so me sleeps on the hot water heater so me doesn't freeze me nose or teef off.

From Jasmeene

i nu yoo wuod kome ober to sees me sumdae at my fren's site. and eben do yoo mite be too yung fer luffing me, i okay wit jus a frenship.

i libbing under a nise cozie roof in a warm blankit so i happie dis winner. da mise brings me food from in the house, i makes them or eslt dey will be trown out on dere azzes cause Jasmeene ist da boss!! (weenk, weenk.)

Jasmeene, hi, how you? how you teef? are them better? me glad you ok wif just a frenship, you very niist. me fink me would like a blankit very mutch. her keep it cold enuf to hang meat in here, me may have mentioned that before. me glad you keep you foodpeeple in line. it reportant.
have a happy day and a happy new year,
your fiend,
sharkbutt

Her are loud

Shark,

Does you foodchik's sink have one of those spray hoses? If she does, I bet you could turn it on and make it snow indoors!!!


UB

UB,
her were completely unremused. it were still really funny though.
happy new years,
youfriend,
sharkbutt