Question About TV

Deer Sharkbutt,
On the tv, them always talking about cold and flu season. What's that?

Thanks,
your friend,
Hobbes

Deer Hobbes,
Hi, How you?
Cold and flu season is now in the wintery time, when people get the sneezeys and stuff. You can get a cold too, but not from your food chik or food dude.
Me never had that but Stripey has, him hate it and me think Orangy cat are just to mean to get a cold.

More Questions About Foodchiks

Deer Sharkbutt,
What is it with foodchiks and this salad stuff? I think the bag tastes better than the green stuff.

Thanks,
your friend,
Snodra

Deer Snodra,
Hi, how you? Me good.
Me think them like salad because of the dressing stuff they put on it. And me think it help them poo.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Food Questions

Dear Sharkbutt,
Hi, do cats eat macaroni? If you do, with sauce or not?
Your friend,
Squonky

Dear Squonky,
Hi, how you? Me good. Me like your name.
Me only eat macaroni when it's under clam sauce or skrimp scampi. Big orangy no eat it at all, and Big Stripey will usually eat anything that's not nailed down. So me fink it like anything else, depends on you tasty buds. We all like yogurt here, especially the blue.
Have a happy day,
your friend,
sharkbutt

How do you train a food chick?

Dear Sharkbutt,
Our food chick feed us boring food all the time. Her no even like the way it taste, her say it bland. How we get her to cough up some fitch?
Thanks,
Hobbes

Deer Hobbes,
hi, how you? me good. How you get food chik to cough up some fitch? slap her on the back while her eating it. hahahaha. me crack myself up. how you get her to feed you fitch? first her got to be sure that it won't make you sick. big stripey gets sick from fitch - more for me. if it don't make you sick then you put it on your list for santy claws and you tell your food chik to put it in the fridge before her give it to you so it cold and no smell so mutch, then her won't vomick in it.
have a happy day,
your friend,
sharkbutt

Holidays

Dear Sharkbutt, Do cats celebrate holidays? If you do, how do you celebrate them? Thanks, F
Dear F, Yep, we celebrate hollerdays, we call them that cuz them a day your foodchik holler at you for tripping her. Mostly our foodchik will buy us snaks and sometimes presents and give us a yogurt snak. Have a happy day, your friend, sharkbutt

My First Letter

Dear Sharkbutt,
I am wondering how cats drink out of bowls, I usually use a glass or a bottle. Do you ever use a glass or a bottle? Your Friend, Z

Dear Z,
Hi, how you? Me good. We drink our water out of bowls by curlying our tongue under and slurping it up. Me can do that out of a glass if it wide enough for my head. Me cannot drink water out of a bottle. It just no work for me.
Have a happy day,
Your Friend,
Sharkbutt