Them Damn Kittens

Them sleep in a cage, the HERS call it kittencatraz.  Them think it funny.  Me not remused by mutch lately.  Just one problem.  Them tiny kittens can slip through some of the bars on the doors.  Them got out in the dark time and were hell until Medicinechik put on a hoodie and shoes and come down the stairs and lock them back up.

Them are HELL!!!!

Listen

The HERS (foodchik and medicine chik) have been talking about kittens for a while now.  And me were not remused.  And now the little turds are here and me are incensed.  All they are good for is scaring Puppy the Evil.

 Did I mention them stink?

 Then they will race around all batshit crazy.

 And get scared of their own tails.

 This one is named Spleen.  I don't know why them didn't name the grey and white one lung.

Big Stripey

Big Stripey was my best friend, and the best cat I knew.  Him died.  And it is sadliest most for me.  Bye Big Stripey, I miss your face.

Kittens?! Really right now?!

The last free or four days them come home smelping of kittens, almost like they want to turn catcatraz into a cat house.  Kittens?!?  I cannot imagine.  Big Stripey would eat them, hell, him still trying to figure out a way to maybe eat me and Puppy the Evil.   Puppy the Evil would just be f****ng meow all the time with the profanity and meow, even more than now.   And i donut know about medicine chik and the short and loud but food chik would be bithcing to high heavens the first time one of those slippery rat fink kittens hid in the frigerator or the oven, or on top of the clothes dryer.   Kittens?!?  this is crazy talk.

Progresss!!! Yay!!!

After the allergist visit, with the 2 effing shots.  Stopped by castle fang and imagine my glee at the sign of this.

Them Sing Too

Foodchik and Medicine chik make songs. They catchy and renoxious. The latest one is Shut Your Pussycat Piehole!

Oh Good We Back to Ice Packs

Me have told you about the ice befores, but me swear now it like her trying to make her own air crunditioning. Her have this fan that blow right on her large selfs when her sitting in our chair and now her mooing self have it on and ice packs on and her trying to make like where penguins live so that me can have what? more competitions for the fitch that we never have in this house. Yes me are cranky and me teef itch.