It Back

it had went away on recation, now it back and it moo. It smelp like it been around a lot of kids. Hahahaha.

Her Are Persistent Though

Her did go back to where fitch live today, her says her no whisper this time but still no fitch. Her say maybe it cuz them on vacation. Me say maybe it cuz them scared of cows.  But me have fishy pets, did me mention me very recited about that?

Pigeons

Food chik seems to like books about pigeons which is weerd because I thought all her ever read about was sports and crime and smut.  So this pigeon wants to drive a bus, and have a hot dog party, and gets him feathers bent when a duckling gets a cookie, even though the duckling give the cookie to the pigeon.  I would be respicious if I were him because if Puppy the evil gave me a cookie it's probably because she horked on it.

FITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me cannot believe it, Medicine Chick buyed us fitch! Two Fitch!!! Them names are Fang and Spike!!!!  Me have so many questions for them, but them donut talk mutch and I cannot pet them.  I wonder if them like the taste of fitch?  And if fitch poop tasty like fitch?  And do them like stories?   So many questions! Me so excited I can hardly stand it.

Me Hates to Admit It

but my teefs feel mutch better now, you donut always no how bad stuff feels until you get it fixed.  I'm still not remused by being snatched from my houst, and sent to camp for a week.  We had rinteresting activities, like racing around the room and watching big Stripey's wubba shake.   Oh and watch him try and lick him butt, him try to lift his wubba to reach him business.  Too funny.  Puppy the evil never says nothing but effing meow, because her and foodchik be hanging around too much so there's nothing but profanity, damn it.

Still Not Remused

I'm still so mad that me had some teef stolen that I don't know how to act, I want to poo on the couch or on the foodchik.

Things you donut want your cat to know

You may not want your cat to read this; Unpainted sheetrock is easier to climb. If you chew their hair it makes them nervous. If you fart in their faces they think it's cute. Not so much when you scrape the poo off your butt onto the carpet.