And when me fink fings couldn't be

more rinteresting. Her catched the oven on fire, then her with the coughing all the time with the coughing. So her went back to the doctor and her got somefing that maked her stupider then usual. Me glad them medicines are temporary until her get better becauuse if her were permanently stupid me would have to be in charge and me don't have the visa card.

Fren Bosco! Yay!

Hi fren Sharkbutt! How you teef? me teef the goodness, fank you.

Me foodchick want to ask if there was any firechicks. She seem to fink dis a big intershtink thing. I hope she dun start no fire just to attrack firechicks.


Hi Fren, how you? Me teef most rexcellenk. fangs.

There were no firechiks just firedudes. And them were young enough to be her kids. her so simple. like cheese.

Should Not Be Surprised

Foodchik not so good with the cooking. The other day her was making some lunch in the oven and fings got smokey, very smokey and the relarms went off. And when the relarms go off somebody (not me) poo'd on the rug. Then the police come, and some firedudes, then some firedudes wif the truck. The fire was out but them opened lots of windows to let the smoke out and the cold in. Her are a hot mess of mooey. Everybody ok, but her a simple one.

Hi Fren Bosco!!

Hi fren Sharkbutt, how you teef? me teef the goodness fanks.

Maybe year of the tiger mean my foodchik's baseball men do the goodness this time.

Foodchick say dat fat baby named Cupid. She say if she get her hands on him, she ring his dumbazz liddle neck. Me not noe why she not liking Cupid cos most times she like fat babies.

We had PIZZA! today!!!!!!

Yor fren,

Bosco!

Hi fren Bosco,
Me glad you teef goodness and me glad you got to have the pizza. Fat baby name cupid that a crazy name. Him sound like a evil fat baby. Me him eat faces or somefing.

Foodchik is coughing and mooey.

Have a happy day, your fren, Sharkbutt

Tomorrow

the pitcher and catcher dudes report to work for the baseballs in Florida where it not freezy cold like her keep it in this house all the time with the freezy cold her is. Foodchik loves the baseballs and we watch it all the time and her snorp and moo. So it will be baseballs soonly. and then it will be springy and then it might get warm in here sometimes.

Tashi Delek

and Happy New Year, it is Tibetan New Year - the year is 2137 which me fink is older than foodchik but probably not by mutch. And it the year of the Iron Tiger, which sounds good to me since iron is strong and tigers is cats.

Oh it, valentine's day too. Me hear there was a big massacre in Chicago, but me not sure what that fat red baby wif the bow and arrow have to do wif anyting, maybe he can catch a snack.

Bless her evil little heart

Her made us fitch snax from scratch. Her is the best foodchik ever. The fitch snax make my mouf moo with happiness.