ME HATE THIS

Me are very rupset with the foodchik, her was spraying stuff on the green floor and her got it on me on purpose. Then me had a bath, me hate baths. Her a cow and her moo. Me wet and me fink this computer is sizzling.

Her Can Be Loud

The foodchik not usually loud, but her wanted a new picture of me so her waked me up. Me were not remused.

Questions about Foodchiks/Fooddudes

Dear Sharkbutt,
What is with foodchiks, fooddudes and clothes? Also, why them eat vegetables so much?

Thanks, your friend Spike

Deer Spike,
Hi, how you? Foodchiks and fooddudes need clothes to keep warm, them mostly not very furry. and them skin can get sunburnt (cooked) or frozened. Either is very bad for them and makes them smelp. My foodchik wear lot of clothes so her can keep it cold enough for outside in here.

Them eat vegetables for lots of reasons, but mostly because them can be tasty if you eat them wif chiken or fitch.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Hi

Me just hanging out near the reputer so that I can get some heat from it. It cold in here. Me think foodchik is hanging meat somewhere but I can't find it.

Me Are Once Again So Not Remused

Her was cooking again. Me will have to chat wif her. Again! But the new smoke relarms work.

More Fings

Sometime when foodchik talk her have sayings, and them confuse me. Like her was talking to ant granma the other day and her said, 'oh her nutty as squirrel poo.' Me got confused. And me could hear ant granma on the other side of the phone and her say 'well, her not the sharpest penquin in the box either'. It like they have them own foodchik and mothership code or something.

Fings

Me have give up on foodchik helping me make a listy of places we like to go on the reputer.

So here are some...

Me don't know him, foodchik do. We listen to him Cds a lot. Me like him voice, him talk nice.

http://deansluyter.dyndns.org/

Me know her, and foodchik do too. We both love her and her J.

http://sassafrasmama.blogspot.com

Jaxter write to us sometimes, me love that.

http://jaxters-dogs.blogspot.com

Sam write to us sometimes too, me love that.

http://scullery-dog-sam.blogspot.com

And Shazza!

http://randomthoughtsandactsofstupidty.blogspot.com