Outside to Play

Food chik opened the backdoor to let some breeze through after her comed back from the store. And her must have no closed the screen so me and big stripey went out to play. It took her a while to figure it out. Her were in the garage, her put the garbage out. Her do the dishes and then her was going to go to bed when her figured out we were playing outside. Her said CATS real loud. Her voice is loudness. Me runned right back but big Stripey stayed out for a little while longer. Food chik are happy we back but her not remused we rescaped, her call it.

Tuneee Fitch

Food chik made us tunee fitch on the fitch cooker thing tonight. It was relicious because her no put nothing on it, no peppers, no salt, no yucky gralic and no yucky lemon. Lemon the worstness. It makes my mouf smile just writing about it.

Happy Summer

HI, how you? Me good. Me not allowed to play wif food chik reputer because someone frowed up on it. Made her use lots of bad words. But it ok, me just have more time to fink of fings to write about. Food chik bringed us nip presents today, her the best. Even though her a cow, and her moo.

Fitch;

Last year we buyed foodchik a fitch cooker thing. (note from fc: this would be a grill) It a nice fitch cooker thing but when her cook fitch on it we no like the fitch when her cook it on there. It weird. We no really like it when her cook the fitch, it better when her just get it out of the can. Last night me watched baseballs with the chik. Me fink her like it cuz her can fall resleep and read. Her fink me like it, me don't know why. Me just like when her is still and me can hang out wif her.

Food chik are on the warpath

Wow, her are mad. Me tell you why. We have mouse toys. Them look like mouses and are very tasty when wet so we put them in the water dish. And we used to put them in the toilet but food chik started closing the hats on the toilet. So me and stripey were playing in the baffume and food chik come in and lift the hat lid and we got the mouses in the toilet. But her no know this and her do what her went in to do. Then her flush and water everywhere. me could have drowndeded. Her was cursing and saying really robscene stuff. Then out come the mouses and then her chase us. Her were red. and mean.

BIG SNAK

Remember me story from Christmas about Santy Claws and the Flamingos. Here one. Food chik went to the zoo today. Her smelpeded kind of zooey.

Dear Sharkbutt

Dear Sharkbutt,
How are you? I wonder if you could tell us how you got your name?
Thanks,
Your Friend,
PD

Deer PD,
Hi, how you? me good, franks for asking. How me got me name? Look at the picture, see how me tail has just a little white at the tip. Well, foodchik think that it somehow make it look like the butt on a shark. Her odd.
Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt