Playing

Me have a favorite pink mouse and food chik find it for me today. Me so happy, her happy that me playing.

Snorping

Foodchik had a cold so her was snorping last night. Big Stripey tried to push her onto her side. Me laff.

Wow! It been a long time since me write

anything in here. But me been busy keeping warmness, foodchik usually keep it cold enough to hang meat in here but then the relectric break and it just get colder and colder and colder. Then relectric go back on and then it less colder. Then it break again and it get colder. So now it working and me can come out from under the blankets and write stuff.

So how you? Me good. Foodchik took Stripey to antdoctorkelly to get him pH in him p checked. Him had to stay for a while and him no like that much so him p was ok and him comed home and we got new food.

Coldness

Food chik keep it cold enough here to hang meat. If me weren't curled up on her large warm self, me would freeze sumping off. If me were to lick her head, it would freeze.

Things about food chiks

Her wrote thing about cats on her blog so me writing about her now.

1. Food chik farts.
2. Being waked up so her can pee.
3. Being waked up so her can move.
4. Getting chased away from her cereal.
5. Food chik massages.
6. Food chik laff.
7. Food chik opposable thumbs to feed us wif.

Question

Deer Sharkbutt,
When I want a taste of my food dude coffee, him have a fit. Can you drink out of your foodchik cup wif out her having a cow? Do you like coffee?
Thanks,
your friend,
Sasquatch

Dear Sasquatch,
Hi, how you? Me good. Me no like coffee, me hear it might stunt your grwoth. But me will drink out of her water, or her yogurt. Her have a attack whem me try to drink her water. Her a cow and her moo.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Rexercise!!!

Food chik rexercises wif me, we do crunchies, they make me laugh. Food chik make noises like growlies. Them funny. Me like this even better than sleeping on food chik head.