Him Got My Butt

Hi fren Sharkbutt. Itsh me, Bosco! How you teefs? Me teefs the goodness. Me reeding deez posts. Me fink if you want, me help you kick some sherious butt. Me can shmelp stuff a mile away, but me no help nobody what call you anyfing. me bite dem. Jest say the werd. Me got you butt. Hoomins say "back", but dat wrong. Me got you butt.

yor fren,

Bosco!


Hi frend Bosco, fang you so mutch. Me no you got my butt, me fink these two cats are just feeling meanish because foodchik like me da best. hahahaha.

your fren,
Sharkbutt

Fool

Sharkbutt,
we fink we missing the foodchik that why we wanna know what her smelp like so we can find her. what her smelp like?
Puppy D

Puppy D,
you mean like a snake. donut call me fool, you the one cant remember what foodchik smelp like and you can't spelp neither. me teld you her smelp like tiger balm and broccoli and maybe some mulch. ass tooth old fool. you and big stripey couldn't find your buttocks without road maps. stupick and evil old fool.
bite a fart,
sharkbutt

Me Love Kwestions

Deer Sharkbutt,
Me trying to find me foodchik. What yours smelp like?
Your fren,
Puppy D

Puppy D,
we mortal enemies, why you writing me? and you no foodchik longer then me? you forget what her smelp like? you mooey too. to me foodchik smelp like tiger balm and broccoli and moo.
have a happy day,
your arch enemy,
sharkbutt

Hello

Lil cutie Sharkbutt, this is a grape, I mean great, post. It had me laughing out loud. I am glad that you and Bosco have become such good buds.

xox

SBFC

Hi Shay Boscos foodchik, how you? how you teef? Me glad it have you lauging out loud, me like to make laughing. Bosco a good friend and nos a lot of stuff.
Have a happy day, yor fren
sharkbutt

Fren Bosco Very Smart

Me say already about wut karma is in last post, but she maybe think if you leave the karma out it go bad, but that not the truthness. Mouses are just toyz for cats. Like tree rats are toyz for dogz. You catch dem, wut else you do wif one? Frame dem? Try gibbing your foodchick her own ded mouse, then maybe she runderstand.

Hi fren,
you no, we gived her the mousy. Her culd have played wif it. Her culd have dyed it blue. But me culd tell her felt bad. Her soft like a grape. And her no got the sense God gave a grape either. And her moo. Me wonder if grapes can moo. Hmm, any way, we got lots and lots of snow on the outside and her keep it cold like outside in here, what her fink we homesick for outside? her the only one ever want to go outside. Probally to moo around in the grass. hahahaha. me funny, her moo around in the grasses.

have a happy day,
your fren,
sharkbutt

Oh man, her talk so much

Sometimes me fink her talk just to hear her mouf go. FIrst her say we should be good to mousies, we play wif them, sometimes them die. Nobody fault nobody being mean. Maybe just clumsy, you no. So her was going on and on about how we gonna have bad karmas and stuff. We cats, her go to work, we stay here and sleep. Really, how bad our karma get?

Yay!!!! Questions!!!

Hi fren Sharkbutt! Ish me again. How you teef? me teef the goodness, fanks.

Me has question. What are reposable fumbs? Me got dew claws, are that the same fing?

Dear fren Bosco,
How you? Me teef good, fanks. Reposable fumbs are rinteresting fings. Them are good for opening the food cans and catching fitch. Dew claws not the same fing, reposable fumbs have more rangy of motion than dew claws. And them can be grippier then dew claws is. Sorry me answer not better.

Me have a kwestion for you. What karma is? Foodchik was talking at us about karma and mousies. Me sure her going to do it again.