Question, me Love Questions

Hi Sharkbutt, itz me, Bosco! How you teef? My teef good. My foodchick lubs baseball too. Her go, stoooooooopid Yankeeeees! Wut are yankees?

yor frend,

Bosco!

HI Bosco!!! Me was finking about you, me glad you wrote. Me teef great, and me glad you teef good too. Me not sure what yankees is, the way foodchik carry on about them me just assumes that them fitch.
Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Hmm

Her finally wrote 10 true fings about her, but none of them were rinteresting and by rinteresting me mean odd, cuz her odd.

Her no say her are robssessed wif baseball, me serious, her have 13 baseball sites on her reader fing, and how many about cats? None. Her not even have that many about chicken or flamingos and her robsessed wif them too. And none about cows or Jupiter where her are the queen. Odd, me fink.

Her must have music playing in her head most of the time because her are often cha cha ing around here and sometimes her makes us dance wif her. It odd.

At night her take this stuff that make her turn all red and hot, her usually resleep for it but it the only time it warm in the houst. me fink her take it cuz her too cheep to pay for heat.

Hello

Me been gone for a while, now silly foodchik translate the passwords into Jupiterian and her no did it right so her no spell it right. Haahahahaha and me had to fix it so me get the reputer while her watch. hahahah. me laff.

So nuffing new, her still keep it cold enough in here to hang meat. and her got a coldy so her snorp.

Her Not GOing to do this

at least not quick enough for me, so me well tell you 10 honest fings about foodchik. Not even going to include that her a cow and her moo.

1) Her have a lot of jobs. Queen of Jupiter, Evil Minion, Reiki teacher, and some more me forget.
2) Her come home smelping of dogs a lot but we no have one.
3) Her really bad at cooking, which are unusual for such a large person.
4) Her hardly ever answer the telephone and when her do her not always nice.
5) Her can hardly ever find the telephone.
6) Her smelp like limes and flowers and mulch.
7) Her no fings, about a lotta fings.
8) Her read good.
9) Her funny.
10) ok, me lied her a cow and her moo.

Me Read This on ShayBoscosFoodchiks Blog

Her mostly write Poemtry, me like it respecially when foodchik read the poemtry to me. So her have a list of 10 honest fings about me.

1) Me are 4 years old.
2) Me a cat.
3) Me love fitch (me even writed poemtry aboutfitch once)
4) Me love blueberries
5) Me love foodchik (even though her a cow and her moo)
6) Foodchik say me can be Catlick or Boodist or whatever me want.
7) ME donut drink out of the toilet (her lie)
8) ME lick foodchik head to make her fink, it not always work so good.
9) Me like yogurt.
10) Me fink foodchik should try some nip.

And me will try to get foodchik to do this.

From SHAYBOSCoSFoOdChIK

Hi Sharkbutt! It's Shay, Bosco's Foodchick. I've had to take away his computer privelges for a day because he keeps leaving really dumb jokes about Uranus, and thinking that he is just so sooo funny. I think it's a dog thing.

xo

Shay

HI ShayBoscosFoodchik,
how you? how you teef? I hope you let Bosco use the reputer again soon. You might had noticed that Bosco not alone wif the Uranus jokes, Foodchik visicked a place up in Massachushitts called Mianus onst. You prolly donut want to tell Bosco, between Mianus and Uranus that will be a lot of silly.

Have a happy day,
your friend Sharkbutt

Her Home sick

Me donut know if you know this but by where we live the moon is in a crescent and you can see venus and jupiter by it making a rupside down frowny face. Foodchik are the queen of Jupiter, and her miss it respecially when it winter here on erf. Now winter or any other time on Jupiter is coldest. Much more colder than ever here because the Jupiter so far from the sun. So her cannot live there, her can onliest visit wif the Jupiterians from far away or her will be a foodchiksicle.

So her home sick, and by this me mean her resane.