Me Just Donut No

what get into her. Me was lying on the rack like me do. And her come out and snarfled my belly. Me didn't know what to do. It were rizarre. But it make me laff, me will see if me can do it to her. Hahahaha!

It back

and still a cow and still moo. Me are glad her back. We have a new mailbox, it have flamingos on it. Foodchik are robsessed wif flamingos. It could be risturbing.

NOT REMUSED

Foodchik are away and me are not remused. When her leave so do the heat, not that you can really call it that. As it not ever hot here, wif foodchik around. Her could have left meat out for us to eat and it would not go bad because her keep it so cold here. Her a cow and her moo!

Things

Foodchik made me change it from fings, me know her wrong. Me don't argue anymore. Her do make ok pictures though.

ICY

For reasons that rescape me sometimes foodchik puts ice on her back and front and sides and parts and stuff. And usually her have enough sense to say "Cats, me on ice." And then me will know not to hop on her icy spots because me hate icy spots. Well, her forget to mention it and me hopped on and then off. Her laughed. Her think her funny. Me know her not.

Someping broke

and her has lost her mind. Also, her brought the Z kid over here yesterday and Stripe hogged him. Stripe is such a people hog him oink.

Oh That Foodchik

So you might fink that foodchik is kind of smart aleck, and her do seem to be. See last week was April Fools day and me and the big cats do what we always do, put mouse toys in the toilet, it spew water all over the floor, foodchik yell, we laugh and hide. But not in that order. So foodchik found a picture of 5 catlets and sent it to her foodchik and fooddude and her sisters and brother in an email and said, "these guys were going to get the ax if they were not adopted tonight, so help me welcome them to the collection." So me heard foodchik talking to her sister M and M telled her that them mom foodchik was refraid it were true and foodchik were becoming a cat lady. And what would be wrong wif that? So finally foodchik mom call her, me usually call her ant granma when me see her, but her said Fool (that foodchik name) did you really name them five new cats, Elvis, Monkeybutt, Piggy Toes, Orangewhip and Pinky? And foodchik laugh and laugh and say no, me didn't really get them cats, April Fools. And then me laughed and foodchik laughed and ant granma laughed. And me made foodchik promise me that I can be the baby cat for a while still.